Health: Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and...

By fatteningmeup - 26/05/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 19:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 18:59

lmfao that's messed up

saintdalman 4

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:00

Time to start cooking your own meals!

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WueritaLoka13 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:04

lol that's effed up what else is there to be aware of lol

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Sunday 29 May 2011 21:17

thats good parenting lmfao -___-

daydrmr777 0

Monday 30 May 2011 11:24

You should call child services! Unless you're of age. In that case, you should move out or cook your own food.

cobraohm 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:21

I dont understand why some people have children

Icee209 3

Monday 30 May 2011 20:35

Lol did it work??? Lol

ShadowTheDumbass 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:05

Maybe you should try putting a little extra POISON IN HER MEALS!!!!!!! >:D

relam 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 9:44

what an effing bitch! spike her next beverage with laxatives! lol

FAYUL12345100 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 15:36

If you are old enough to cook your own food, I really don't think you can complain that much about how she prepares your food.

Lemycakes 4

Monday 6 June 2011 4:49

yikes 0.o

Jojo0114 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:03

that ****** up, what a spiteful bitch

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