By KyngJulian - 23/04/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
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Well clearly it's time to stop.. watering down your drinks with so much ice.

You simply might be an ice lover, not an alcoholic.

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I think what you need is one of those industrial frozen Drink makers to cure your "problem";) Mai tais anyone? It'll keep up!

This happens at my house too. After my AA meetings we found a liquor store that sells bags of ice!

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Sounds more like a patience problem than an alcohol problem....

Not necessarily an alcoholic. Trust me. It also depends on what you wer drinking and why.

As an Irishman... I consider this a win.

At least you realized it before someone had to tell you

One more step, OP: "Today, I found out I AM an alcoholic." My condolences to your icemaker.