Kids: Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She...

By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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_RobotInDisguise 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:27

Wow. That is ****** up - so basically the mum told her daughter you were the father but didn't think to tell you she existed?

mightybrit 6

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:28

wow that's just awful. are you still in contact with the mom? if so then that's just messded up..

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GammaPaladin 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:27

How is this an FML? And how will your daughter feel if she reads it on here? Seriously, you found out you have a daughter, you should be celebrating.

somethingnew24 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:13

wow that's crazy but crazier shit has happened on facebook.

alya_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 10:11

ouch.

gigi_thewuera7 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 11:04

that's nuts

gnetgirl26 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 11:20

this is so not FML it's more like a great thing you should be happy. you obvesly don't Deserve her if you feel that she now made your life Fu**ed

jgill87 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 11:59

jessxoxo is so ugly.

uhohuscrewedup 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:41

congratulation!!!!! it's a girl.

Patastic 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:11

Another reason to get a facebook.

J4cks0n 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 15:00

Agree with #11

HanaxD 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:31

There's a page for that.

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