Health: Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:20

At least it wasn't like that FML which the sister masturbated using her brother's toothbrush. Still FYL.

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think of it on the bright side. now you all have AIDS

Comments

itzProPain 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:48

that is absolutely disgusting

themaineforever 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:21

Wow I wonder where you got that story from. Did Ted, Marshall, Lily, or Robin tell you that?

crammer1 6

Monday 28 November 2011 7:27

Ewww

Frankinatore98 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 6:15

Family bonding :) still FYl op

Amy3 5

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:06

wow that's sucks!

Kennuckle_fml 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 15:25

I've heard this in different versions.

daisiebud 18

Monday 7 May 2012 15:14

We have seven people in our family, so it's hard to get toothbrushes that all look different. That's why my family writes our names in sharpie on our toothbrushes.