Love: Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 23:02 - United States

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?

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gazettefan42 8

Tuesday 8 October 2013 8:09

Lol you sound like a teacher I had. I'm pretty sure she did the same thing so don't worry your not alone :D

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