Kids: Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting...

By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML

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Thursday 8 January 2015 11:16

Testing to check they're not poisonous before you eat with them.

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Sister used Lick. It's super disgusting!

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Friday 9 January 2015 13:50

You cant fix stupid

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Saturday 10 January 2015 5:08

Put spice extract on the back and watch her choke.

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Saturday 10 January 2015 5:31

More like FHL!

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Saturday 10 January 2015 10:43

Why would anyone do that? Gaaaah.

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Sunday 11 January 2015 1:55

oh das nasty

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