Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

By jocksblow - 14/11/2011 13:23 - United States

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

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Monday 14 November 2011 18:56

And this one time.... At band camp...

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Monday 14 November 2011 18:52

So that's what you've been blowing for months.

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Wednesday 16 November 2011 7:46

I'm sorry

pearmaster 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:26

good thong you blow out and not in....

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Friday 18 November 2011 6:33

dat's what you get for playin' da Tuba! I plays dee piano.

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Friday 18 November 2011 9:10

you look like a man

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Friday 18 November 2011 21:01

if you found a jockstrap in your tuba, i don't even want to know what was in your underwear drawer...

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Sunday 20 November 2011 4:41

Ewwww

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Monday 21 November 2011 2:46

I dont know.. As a guy, that strangely makes me a little horny.

sarah2795 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:40

Hahaha! That's awesome, reading this just made my day!

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:06

I LAUGHED SO HARD.

abex49 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:47

that sucks man .... I know how you feel

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