Miscellaneous: Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember... - FML

By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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jc21_fml 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

was it cooked?

Djoooiz 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:11

That's nasty..

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manstie 1

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:15

Are you REALLY fat? Because fat people's belly buttons can go really deep down and store years worth of food.

parris 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:00

:(

abbeyrios 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 22:56

That's nasty hope u take showers.....seriously

syd_schs 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:31

everybody has a damn bellybutton..if u don't ur not alive duhhh!

redsunflower7 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:24

uhm...im really offended by the comment "Are you REALLY fat? Because fat people's belly buttons can go really deep down and store years worth of food." I have a very deep belly button...and am not fat...maybe you just have an outy and your umbilical cord was not cut properly?

Rawrcur 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:28

ahahahahahhaha this is a MLIA not FML

kaylalay91 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:57

Dude that's just nasty...

Banez 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 1:40

i am now checking my belly button....

justhereforlaugh 6

Friday 16 April 2010 18:07

it's prob not even rice but some lint saved up over years.

nickb93 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:19

either your 200+ lbs of pure fluff or just have bad hygiene....

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