Health: Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:56

Wtf?!

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Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:59

Oh dear. You DO know you need to clean your dong, right?

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drinking_violet 5

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:18

Worst fetish ever...

shushu26 20

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:19

That's beyond disgusting. Maybe it's because you don't take a shower -.- try showering at least once a day!!!

ZKtheDuck 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:22

Life lesson: More sex.

jwebster 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:24

DUDE! Clean your junk!

jessyymaree 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:25

I think someone needs to learn how to take a shower!!

hunternicole14 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:26

Then you should get circumsized like a good, normal person.

wittygirl 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:27

Can I just say eeeewwwwwww !?!?!!? - does the Freaked out heebee jeebee's dance -

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:33

Did you whack it off?

madybearswag 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:39

Wtf!!!!! Ewwww

rj33445 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:44

U need to clean that thing more often u dirty boy. No bueno

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