Valentine's slay, Living together and Health: Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work....

By no tp - 15/02/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML

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LaColombianita 26

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:02

You do what you gotta do to keep your ass clean.

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That would be awful. The fluff comes off of those things so easily.. That shit must be all up in your areas.

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Alexweber929 14

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:33

Walk

steelcityhadley 2

Thursday 7 March 2013 18:45

Hmm maybe you could wash your butt with water?

arauzfernando1 14

Wednesday 2 September 2015 16:07

You could've just taken a shower

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