Today, I finally bought a new car after my old one broke down.... - FML

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By Mikey - 03/08/2017 23:25

Today, I finally bought a new car after my old one broke down. I was driving it home for the first time when a piece of gravel hit the very center of the windshield and made a crack three inches in diameter. Five minutes in, and I already need to replace the windshield. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 8 August 2017 21:07

The windshield guys can inject a glue to save your windshield that hopefully too will make the crack visually disappear (if the glue travels along the entire crack). It worked like that on my car. But don't wait! The more/ faster you drive, the more pressure from pushing aside the outside air will make the crack longer! :-(

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 8 August 2017 21:07

The windshield guys can inject a glue to save your windshield that hopefully too will make the crack visually disappear (if the glue travels along the entire crack). It worked like that on my car. But don't wait! The more/ faster you drive, the more pressure from pushing aside the outside air will make the crack longer! :-(

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