Work: Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:50

Damn, that boring? Jk, I'm sure the kids didn't mind.

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uteikcaj 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:13

oh wow

999pun999 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:53

wow,if my teacher slept in class, so would i, did half of your class sleep?

MissSunshinexox 0

Friday 24 June 2011 14:38

half way thru teaching or...... cuz my teacher fell asleep in a 90 min test.... we all swapped answers

tiggerfan 5

Monday 25 July 2011 2:19

mr schaller? is that u?

inloveee 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 4:49

lol how ironic

NoYDI 4

Monday 3 October 2011 0:10

Your lucky the students didn't do anything to you

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:50

Oh my, I wish I'd been in that class. FML.

kowthamravi 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 18:50

Best teacher ever

Faheezy 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 21:18

We need more people like you to teach us.

Dododog66 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 13:45

My teacher does that when we watch movies

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