Animals: Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it...

By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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Sudevi 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 10:12

Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(

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Monday 9 February 2009 3:22

i feel more bad for your hamster

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lilirose19_fml 3

Saturday 11 August 2012 20:45

Why the heck was ur hamster out of it's cage?! Ydi for not taking better care of ur pet

bianca1031 2

Friday 16 November 2012 5:39

Poor hamster!!!!

pink_alpaca 7

Tuesday 20 August 2013 14:48

my hamster died after i forgot it outside and the dog tasted it.

MadisonDerp 16

Thursday 19 September 2013 13:00

Why was your hamster out of its cage while you were sleeping? Wouldn't you be scared for it to get lost?

owencgray 10

Monday 20 January 2014 2:12

what does that mean

HurleyX21 17

Tuesday 8 April 2014 17:09

How did the hamster get on your face???

Hackzorer 8

Wednesday 25 June 2014 9:08

I would cry

comic120 4

Saturday 5 July 2014 6:28

Poor hamster :(:(:(:(:(:(

HighRevolver 17

Sunday 14 August 2016 23:32

You don't put it in a cage at night?

daidax_238 26

Wednesday 19 October 2016 14:22

I might get downvotes for this, but I don't care I think this is really freaking funny

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