Work: Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking...

By Brian B - 13/09/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:44

*strain* plop! ZzzZzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:41

Good poo?

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BloodyMary666 24

Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:44

How´s that even possbile?

bramberkhout 10

Wednesday 14 September 2011 13:13

Haha priceless!

Raheemdplayer 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:34

I hope you finished your dump and wiped yourself up instead of letting get all dry and disgusting. YDI, how does that even happen?

Louie133 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 19:53

You'll never see anyone as relaxed as someone who's sittin and sleeping ;p

Louie133 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 19:55

You'll never see anyone as relaxed as someone who's shittin and sleeping ;p

peasinacan 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 20:21

lmao u shoulda just manned up

Kface_stain 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:04

shoot heroin much?

xpxp2002 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:13

I would've just told the truth. What's the big deal?

lisha88 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 18:45

That's one good dump

laughinmyfaceoff 3

Monday 19 September 2011 20:45

too funny, at least you werent in a public restroom like walmart or something lol that is too funny, thanks for the laugh!!!

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