Health: Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it... - FML

By CatLitterLover - 08/02/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 8 February 2011 12:03

Eww, that's gross :| How could you not have seen it though? It has Xanax written on it.

Neylin 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 12:03

But you didn't realize it when you placed in in your mouth?

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theITguy 9

Monday 21 October 2013 14:26

Anyone else notice that the FML says Xanax, but the illustrated version shows her taking her "pill". Also, the FML doesn't indicate OP was drunk at the time. Maybe I need a drink. :-)

DJRy 13

Monday 21 October 2013 17:55

Well I'm sure the pill and the cat litter probably taste the same ;l

MissSticks 21

Thursday 24 October 2013 11:55

So gross :P

safaeita 32

Thursday 24 October 2013 13:38

so gross and the illustration is nice

ashleyylove3 22

Friday 25 October 2013 7:30

Well she had been drinking...

Jarralad 16

Friday 25 October 2013 17:28

That's wrong on many levels :/

DMAXXXX 6

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:02

Dang!!!! Lol

AsianBomb_xo 10

Wednesday 6 November 2013 23:58

ewww.. Lol drunk times..

KickItHigh 32

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:17

Ouch, that's gross. Hope you were able to get it out one way or another. Cool illustration!

KasiaLilith 13

Monday 18 November 2013 2:38

You do know that Xanax is NOT a birth control pill, right?

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