Money: Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the... - FML

By butterfingers - 06/12/2013 07:08 - United States - New Wilmington

Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

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mackdeezy 22

Friday 6 December 2013 12:12

Well thats one way to get it open.

Dilwann 27

Friday 6 December 2013 12:16

Why would anyone need to buy a $400 bottle of wine? Being a cheap ass myself I found a delicious tasting one for about $4. And sure, I get paying as much as $80 for wine... but 400? That's just a waste of money. Remember, a higher price doesn't always means better taste.

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hollister_whore 3

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:08

What's some cheese with that whine?

alejandriaaaa 5

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:19

Party foul!

ncparry 18

Monday 30 May 2016 5:35

Don't drop expensive wine...

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