Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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michelleJ11 25

Monday 9 December 2013 16:05

Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.

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Monday 9 December 2013 16:05

Oh that's nasty

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Saturday 16 April 2016 17:24

My step brother has a crush on me XP

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