Health: Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said...

By TANT - 22/03/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

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Saturday 4 January 2025 22:52

ydi for being naturally that weak

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metroido 17

Saturday 4 January 2025 22:52

ydi for being naturally that weak

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