Intimacy: Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked.... - FML

By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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BalsaTouching 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:39

If your mom's hot, your dad's funny. If your mom's not, your dad's even funnier.

misslicorice 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 19:24

HA! Well, that's the best thing he could have done if you ask me - he didn't make a huge deal out of it, but he let you know it happened so you'll be extra careful next time. :P

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aeenders 0

Monday 12 July 2010 20:15

That really stinks!!!!

courtalex95 0

Monday 23 August 2010 1:52

ewwww

ZleveL 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 7:53

u be rite

pin_up_666 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:38

let's hope your mom is hit lol

sammy259 3

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:47

pedophile son of a bitch

TehGirreth 0

Friday 18 March 2011 15:31

He could have said "I'd tap that."

lexisteez 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:57

lmao haha thats whaaa you get for nudes (x

valekseye 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:21

Your mom is a ditz and so are you. 'Nuff said. Oh, and your **** look exactly like hers did at your age!

TheCurlyTheory 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:03

RAPEEEEE

Torunn 13

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:38

^^

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