Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing... - FML

By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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nesscafe_fml 17

Saturday 16 November 2013 12:02

It is clear who wears the pants in that relationship...

Welshite 39

Saturday 16 November 2013 12:12

#7: too*

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lwonderful 11

Tuesday 3 December 2013 3:59

Does your friend happen to be Lindsay Lohan?

Blavock 12

Tuesday 3 December 2013 18:42

You need to kick her ass

braga_fangirl98 13

Sunday 29 December 2013 20:55

OP I understand you. My brother is such a moocher that he stays in my room all day (even though he has his own room) and even wears my slippers. BTW I'm FEMALE.

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:39

Why are you still friends with her?

Nezumi04 20

Tuesday 3 March 2015 22:32

I would have denied her life

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 10 June 2015 22:57

You need to cut ties with her.

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