Money: Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from... - FML

By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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irollup 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 22:11

Looks like you were feeling pretty generous.

ciarafox9 9

Wednesday 26 October 2011 22:14

I literally FELT your pain while reading this..

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Pifu_Lona 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 1:44

SHIIIIT! THAT SUCKS HARD :(

madrose_fml 2

Wednesday 20 June 2012 20:18

Some people say that the beggar will guy alcohol, but they don't know that, I think you should feel good, even though you lost $100, you probably made the beggars day.

ednusi 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 13:35

Man with the golden voice

RainaMadeilline 0

Tuesday 30 October 2012 14:06

At least you did something nice. (:

BVBARMY1238 9

Saturday 1 December 2012 20:36

Still generous!

BVBARMY1238 9

Saturday 1 December 2012 20:36

Still generous!

BVBARMY1238 9

Saturday 1 December 2012 20:36

Still generous!

imaboss177 5

Thursday 22 August 2013 6:19

That was really nice even if it was an accident

nhormuss 17

Wednesday 13 November 2013 8:56

It's a Christmas miracle!!!

imhope 23

Monday 30 December 2013 21:16

You just might have saved someone's life with that $100

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