Love: Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked...

By ConnorFails - 12/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

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Merlin_44 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:44

Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!

mojo_jojo 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:55

Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.

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Failercoptor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:21

that was definitely not her mom lol, but if it was technically her mom was saying that she was a bitch. if you ever are able to talk to her while her mom is in ear shot say "wow your mom must think your a bitch, i asked you out and she suggested that i not date you. whasup with that?" REVENGE. ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN.

crvenazvezda 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 6:42

hahaha #3, sexual innuendo!

that_guy_you_are 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 7:10

A text message? What a loser! I don't blame her one bit. It was probably her and she's laughing at your micropenis right now.

zebendyone 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 7:55

I think the part where you ****** up was "Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride." She said that BECAUSE you asked via text message, dumbass. Why aren't more people voting YDI?