Health: Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised...

By Thorin - 25/01/2010 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By shaverguy - 15/06/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Bullocks - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:40

Misadvertisement. you should sue

JESUSlives4MUSIC 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:38

you must feel proud. I know I would

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DonkeyDelight 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:26

Proud of you xxx

frikkinhannah 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:32

107 FTW!

kaaht 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:46

I cut myself in purpose. that must suck.

Boy_Flow 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:20

wow..TMI

brainiac94 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:26

uhhh that's more of an MLIA

Boy_Flow 0

Monday 1 February 2010 20:31

i have no idea what MLIA is....

aznkillah516 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:46

rofl

Acceleration995 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 6:46

*Like* :)

OmgiLove 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:06

Well ALL razors are going to cut if you're not gentle. For goodness sake it has a blade. YDI. Tottally. But FYL for buying an over priced razor.

coffeeicecream 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:37

accidental emo!

SHINeeAes 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:22

Lmfao. Chyeahs man ~ I don't think i would of ever tried doing what you did :L

failzisawesome 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 22:40

what the **** man

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