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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML

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By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

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Friday 1 June 2012 8:46

It's called a Dinglehopper.

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Friday 1 June 2012 8:46

Like Ariel :D

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Unbweavable 17

Friday 1 June 2012 14:44

.....why do you only have one brush in your household?

AJRand 14

Friday 1 June 2012 15:29

They could be the only girl.

Unbweavable 17

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:44

I'm the only girl & I have 3brushes & a pack of about 9 combs

Redneck1303 5

Friday 1 June 2012 14:51

Now that's redneck haha

guardgirl316 2

Friday 1 June 2012 14:56

Ariel!!!! :D

soccergurrll 8

Friday 1 June 2012 14:57

Is your name Ariel?

AmIAwake 0

Friday 1 June 2012 15:04

Awe! How Little Mermaid of you! Rock on dinglehoppers!

CessnaPilot 5

Friday 1 June 2012 15:27

I've done that.

Egao_fml 8

Friday 1 June 2012 15:30

Awww, you're like a princess :)

amelialynn9 2

Friday 1 June 2012 15:34

Sounds like the little mermaid. :)

amykins11 6

Friday 1 June 2012 15:43

I'm so happy that others are like it's a dinglehopper....

brookayyy 0

Friday 1 June 2012 15:58

Commend you for brushing your hair. No matter how stupid you looked while doing it at least you got the job done.

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