Miscellaneous: Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After...

By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:49

She's in denial, but maybe if enough people that care tell her she has a problem, she'll listen.

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PapaKing 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:48

Like a boss

jaydeg19 9

Friday 27 June 2014 10:02

My dad has a drinking problem too. good luck.

idkwhyxD 5

Thursday 3 November 2016 8:30

she drinks because of you

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