Love and Geek: Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she...

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML

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Tuesday 28 August 2018 1:54

And women wonder why they can't find a sweet guy. What a bitch. I sincerely hope your feelings for her have changed.

-Silverfox- 10

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That is bullying

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Thursday 30 August 2018 18:27

What a wicked ****!! Wow...grrr...

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