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By Sue - 26/03/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, I co-starred in a production of Hamlet. Halfway through play, the actor playing Hamlet forgot his lines, threw a raging temper tantrum, screaming about how much he hated the play and how he wanted to go home in front of hundreds of audience members. FML

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nachukas 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 19:06

to rage... or not to rage?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 26 March 2011 19:16

You should have slapped that ******* drama queen in the face. Goddamned prima donna needs to be knocked down a few levels back to reality.

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charlieskiki 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 19:10

Drama KING haaaaa

CallMeBloo 31

Saturday 14 July 2012 20:47

I would have laughed....but seriously, that "actor" is a douche. He probably just realized that he has no talent.

JordanDempsey 20

Monday 1 July 2013 3:30

Haha, he should of played Ophelia

CaroAurelia 12

Sunday 14 December 2014 2:28

That is a thing Hamlet would do. Props to him for staying in character.

awesomesausage 14

Monday 26 January 2015 19:23

the only thing that happend in our play is that our lead role players said in the mic: " which f*cking scene is this?!?"

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