Birthday, Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook...

By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 6 June 2011 18:46

Well duh. It was Facebook official.

WallyTheWombat 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:53

Why do people get upset when their attempts to fish for attention/compliments fail? Don't set yourself for disappointment if you can't handle it.

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KrazyLove56 4

Monday 18 July 2011 10:46

maybe she was kidding

thisisabaduser 0

Thursday 2 August 2012 20:10

stop looking for attention

cmtxbe 6

Friday 23 November 2012 15:13

You're pathetic and attention seeking.

jrock9093 18

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:55

Awesome know one knows lol

takenbyarmyboy 16

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:28

You'd think somebody would remember the day they pushed you out of their ******. Sound like Painful stuff. I know I would.

ultrahappyman 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:48

happy birthday

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