By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:04 - United States - Carpentersville

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Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
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you need a new roommate and clean everything with bleach who knows what else has been tainted

Heh heh heh, you said taint. And it fits, hopefully better than that flashlight.

I suggest pointing her in the right direction; a sex shop. and buy yourself a new flashlight next time you're out.

tehdarkness 21

That's her flashlight now, right?

rykothechubby 5
crazytwinsmom 25

Maybe she needed some light to find something she lost, her virginity?