Kids: Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker...

By unnamed - 26/07/2011 03:19 - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:20

Child locks devastating to a person's morale. Imagine being locked inside a car knowing the car is unlocked from the outside, but not from the inside.