Miscellaneous: Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher....

By FaceTime issues - 06/04/2014 06:57 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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Sunday 6 April 2014 17:11

Well at least you weren't naked too?

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Just remember, it could always be worse. At least no one was having sex.

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kaylarodriguez 3

Tuesday 8 April 2014 4:45

oh see your mom naked....such fun

lokolyle 2

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:40

seriously. if you're on a place like this the grammar police are everywhere

delay1234 19

Thursday 10 April 2014 3:55

Well I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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