Intimacy: Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the...

By crazyt446 - 11/07/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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Yeow 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:00

Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!

Morokea 0

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Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:49

AHH!!!!

thaaatgirl 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:05

LACEY haha. Check who ya call.

Thebluntcunt 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 3:39

I would have been like "Haha! I am the best ****** truth or dare player that ever lived!"

Life_is_FML 22

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:36

Uh... No comprende senior adios!

AwesomeSkySky 1

Tuesday 28 August 2012 3:36

I would hang up, and then say I lost my phone

AFaye3964 17

Wednesday 27 August 2014 7:23

Always check the Contact Name before you call!

Monslover 18

Tuesday 20 October 2015 10:15

I guess you called the wrong Daddy

rholder6621 12

Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:38

ummm no

Heroprime 16

Thursday 14 January 2016 14:41

I clicked on YDI even before I read this. I was not wrong. XD

legoman213579 13

Friday 17 June 2016 1:49

Make sure you know which daddy your calling

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