Health: Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:53

How the hell did you manage to do that?

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Next time you "practice", unplug it.

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getsmart123 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:13

How the hell did u do tht

tripper37 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:20

What the **** were you trying to do?

Bethhh13 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:55

Pain fetish? Or...I'm really curious how that happens...

slimjadee8080 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:56

flat irons don't taste very good :/

ashlyn88 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:58

???

Msadd 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:14

Nice move Fed-Ex

hipposrock101 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:15

i dont wanna know what you were doin with it O.o

n_epic_fail 14

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:23

I think the wrong Canadian had there house egged.

ifailcuzilame 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:08

What a dork

catamc 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:25

My sister tried sticking her tongue through her flat iron iron when it was turned on and she failed obviously. She also burnt her tongue that way.

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