Work: Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy...

By Wititipwitpwit - 21/01/2009 10:03 - France

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

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Sunday 1 March 2009 12:40

Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass. That's like... totally normal. SERIOUSLY!

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:13

Blame it on a customer. There's probably security cameras... shit. DENY, DENY, DENY!

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blocparty 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 10:04

epicfail03 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 4:11

lmfao IDIOT

EmilyCecile 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 3:09

haha i was watching worlds dumbest employees earlier

raelyn171 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:04

lmfao

179jfkla 2

Thursday 17 March 2011 17:46

Lmao that's great

bluegoldfish 7

Tuesday 29 March 2011 18:23

ydi

nineiron457 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:13

that would have been worse if the glass had cut your ass

Madstar744 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 16:43

"I am going to have to take responsibility for my actions FML"

babesicle 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:24

why be a say you work night shifts when you can be a night guardian? right kids

eastsideLVc 0

Friday 23 September 2011 9:12

that he needs a shower lol.

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