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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By livinproof - 10/12/2018 13:30

Today, not only did my horse step on my foot & refuse to move, he also took the opportunity to crap on my other foot while I was incapable of moving. FML

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Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:58

Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??

MikeDa1Da 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:29

This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around

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horselover7689 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:33

My horse broke my wrist

raymaster1103 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:34

Haha u lost.

Badbrock 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:35

I broke my jaw because a horse didn't like the cookie I was giving to him. Go figures...

Reyce_fml 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:00

This may sound F**k*d up, but can you somehow send me a video?

sparky333441 18

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:48

Oh my gosh!! I broke my left wrist a month ago because I was grooming my horse and he pushed me and I landed wrong... In a cast for 6 weeks! What a small world.

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:14

That's what you get for trying ***********, perv.

kay2810 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:17

Now you know, that you never mess with a horse.

horses4ever715 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:35

I'm sure it's not entirely the horses fault, in most cases it's the riders fault. Listen to your horse and you won't have these problems.

nevadagirl818 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:42

Haha oh ive done tht several times jus never broke anything haha(:

fmlmaymay 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:27

Lol

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