Geek: Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet...

By Jacobro - 26/01/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

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victoriadalton 0

Friday 20 February 2009 19:51

Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.

Luled 0

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Definition of Irony.

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victoriadalton 0

Friday 20 February 2009 19:51

Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.

Luled 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:30

Definition of Irony.

musiclife_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:59

FAIL.

Colombus_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:58

You see, me and organization, we just don't get along. I've tried my best to be friendly, but organization always comes and kicks me in the balls.

mcnuggets 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:57

Epic FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

Klondy 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 8:24

At least you didn't lose the wallet.

staciieee_x3 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:39

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

bigraws23 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 14:34

dude. wheeee do you get those? They are perfect gift for like everone in my family

popoman 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:08

You deserve it big time. If you don't think that, then you're very naive. You lost the wallet, even though you knew that you had a tendency to misplace things.