Transportation: Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

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takeapieandrun 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:31

Talk about irony...

kkmwong 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:34

Epic win for the lanyard.

Comments

sayHellotomyKitt 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 17:31

YDI for getting the stupid thing... I'm so sick of people using those words... Very annoying.

poopdodo1234 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 17:48

Then that quote was much needed. Ahaha I hope the locks smith, or who ever helps you looks at it and laugh ahah (I would)

lebronsucks 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 18:04

Irony! Got to love it.

rchl101 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 18:52

Aren't you supposed to like wear it around ur neck or something?

thenewkid43 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:08

Owned by the fail.

SabyLuvsYuu 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:17

EPIC FAIL. (:

Sheh_fml 25

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:17

Fate - Now in the form of cheap jokes printed on lanyards.

leadman1989 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:43

Self-fulfilling prophecy everybody loses or locks their keys at some point. As I've said before lock picking comes in handy. Still no? Ok grab the brick then.