Health: Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have...

By run4fun - 23/06/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

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Friday 24 June 2011 0:06

That's what you get for being lazy!

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Friday 24 June 2011 0:06

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Comments

Magnimus 4

Friday 24 June 2011 2:13

Ever heard of nair? It's awesome. I've used it for competitive swimming and diving. And I'm a dude BTW. It also smells good.

Commander223 9

Friday 24 June 2011 2:14

Hahaha YDI for being a complete and utter retard.

rattusrattus 18

Friday 24 June 2011 2:26

EPIC FAIL. Seriously. If you don't want to shave, that hair removal cream does a wonderful job in 20 minutes - so take a good book and put someone else on door and phone duty.