Today, I asked one of the girls at work out on a date. She responded...

By Lunar-Spice - 23/07/2019 04:05

Today, I asked one of the girls at work out on a date. She responded by filing a harassment complaint. Now, I can't speak to her at all without being written up. FML

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Tuesday 23 July 2019 4:11

Needs more info. Clearly you might have done something for her to immediately file a report on you just for asking her out

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Tuesday 23 July 2019 5:53

Never date anyone that's a coworker. It's bad for you, bad for them, and bad for the company. If\when you break up, the animosity will make work suffer. Still dating and have a heated argument, again work suffers. Just bad all around.