Health: Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get...

By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 11:59

Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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Saturday 20 September 2014 12:49

Your dad is awesome!! Can I use that line when I am sent for supplies?? :)

JskTheFork 14

Saturday 20 September 2014 12:43

At least he cares!

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jeriaslovesyou 16

Sunday 21 September 2014 14:36

Your dad is amazing haha.

WeskerxChris 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 18:42

I hope you don't have to change stores more than your tampons due to embarrassment xD

fistfullofbliss 1

Sunday 21 September 2014 20:04

would you hate me forever if I told you I love your dad lmao

ToxxicNeko 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 20:47

Your dad sound freaking amazing! talk about a sense of humor. even if it's at your expense. :)

iAshelle 11

Monday 22 September 2014 8:13

What a cool dad xD

AFaye3964 17

Monday 22 September 2014 17:18

If anyone knows how to embrass you so much, Its your Father..

thissexyguy96 11

Tuesday 23 September 2014 1:07

You should be glad that your dad has a sense of humor

JDCH_99 10

Tuesday 23 September 2014 17:56

So noted for use in 4 or 5 years.

Anonymous_Writer 6

Wednesday 24 September 2014 2:38

My dad read this... he said he'd do this. Not going to the store with him anytime soon.

daughternature 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 3:58

FYL? No way, your dad sounds amazing!

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