Work: Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was...

By GiWi - 18/11/2009 16:45 - Ireland

Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

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SweetieLish 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:03

Haha that's funny! Maybe it's something he overheard you telling your girlfriend and thought he'd say it to you to see how you react.

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FD929 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:44

I can only imagine what pleb's son is gonna turn out like. If I found out you slapped my daughters ass I'd put you in the dirt. You disgust me and most likely disgust your son's girlfriend. Get a clue buddy, you're a perv. All pedophiles should be executed.