Miscellaneous: Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try...

By Anon - 07/11/2009 00:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 22/09/2015 21:40 - Ukraine

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-worker's 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone." FML

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By First World Problems - 08/01/2016 14:34 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML

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Saturday 7 November 2009 8:22

I fail how to see this is a bad thing. D:

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Saturday 7 November 2009 8:20

Eggs and bacon? The type of food is important to my decision as to if YDI or FYL.

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Saturday 7 November 2009 15:03

http://mylifeisaverage.com/ I think this "FML" would be more appropriate over there.

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