Work: Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as...

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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roeallen 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

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Saturday 29 January 2011 1:05

give her a chance ;)

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bleaker95 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:52

I did the same thing to my math teacher

blink831forever 13

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:58

Mistakes happen, its not big deal. Just explain to your co worker what happened. I'm sure she will understand, unless she's obsessed with you and starts stalking you. That's when your life starts sucking.