Kids: Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work... - FML

By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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lazorzpewpew 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 17:37

KICK THE BABY!

lesp 6

Friday 12 June 2009 22:31

"Be good for nap time unless you want to end up like Johnny did." "You said that was an accident Mrs. OP." "Yeah, but 'accidents' happen all the time Stevie. . ."

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pugpuggy 21

Friday 21 February 2014 21:42

Good luck talking yourself out of that onew

pugpuggy 21

Friday 21 February 2014 21:43

*one. I dropped my phone and clicked validate and a w came up. I hate gravity.

Rented_eyebrows 18

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:01

Gravity hate you too! :3

733yoda_fml 19

Saturday 2 August 2014 17:14

You are evil!!!!

Rented_eyebrows 18

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:00

In mother Russia the child kicks you !

amtheman99 9

Tuesday 25 August 2015 5:34

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

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