Work: Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita...

By magnolia - 14/07/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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srunano 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:03

Lucky kids

the_flirtt 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:04

I want to get chocolate wasted !!!

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karmaslave 5

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:38

WIN.

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:58

Lucky kids

Trixies100 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 6:40

They prob didn't even drink it

knllamasrfail 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 7:19

damn where was i

sade_124 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 14:18

nice

ChrissyRawr 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 23:43

"Worlds best lemonaide" I think your going places kid... Just keep misplacing the alchohol...

Boygenius50 8

Thursday 15 July 2010 23:53

FML?!! More like MLIA. . .this shit is classic

Leashaness 5

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:42

First off how old are you?! Second, i hope their parents slap you with a harsh lawsuit. Lastly, i hope to God you NEVER reproduce.

BabyxMa 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 12:02

this nation is already ****** up, this is nothing.

stlphil 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 8:27

Wow... Sucks for you OP. Of course, now I want a Margarita.

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