Miscellaneous: Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street...

By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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Friday 21 March 2014 5:02

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FemskyD 26

Friday 21 March 2014 9:05

Smiles are free =D

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Friday 21 March 2014 9:39

Pic or didn't happen

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Friday 21 March 2014 10:23

Meow I hate you.

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Friday 21 March 2014 11:11

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Friday 21 March 2014 11:45

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Friday 21 March 2014 11:45

Did they ask for your autograph?

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Friday 21 March 2014 12:24

Wow, just wow.

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Friday 21 March 2014 12:28

I have a strong urge to see a photo of you right now.

iateapenguin 27

Friday 21 March 2014 13:06

Aww, but Grumpy Cat is so cute!

Zerox19a 2

Friday 21 March 2014 13:18

how bout you smile a bit

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