Health and Poopoo peepee: Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee...

By Lola - 29/07/2019 06:00

Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML

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Peaches1914 13

Wednesday 31 July 2019 20:45

Do you sleep walk?

Dome Nico 3

Thursday 1 August 2019 5:32

You are peeing at an angle, it is going under the seat and onto the floor without realising

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