Miscellaneous: Today, for the first time since kindergarten, I won! I came first!...

By winneuse - 05/06/2015 02:30 - France - Allennes-les-marais

Today, for the first time since kindergarten, I won! I came first! Yes, I'm first on the waiting list for the M.A. degree I applied to. FML

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Friday 2 June 2017 18:50

:C Alot of people drop out though so I feel you would have got a place quite quickly!

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Pixiewolfe 46

Friday 2 June 2017 18:50

:C Alot of people drop out though so I feel you would have got a place quite quickly!

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