By CreamGravy - 11/10/2013 03:50 - Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML
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icepick23 12

Was there a pair of nice boobs underneath that shirt?

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RedX1000FML 11

Oh look. CreamGravy got submitted again. Gratz.

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worldclassrager 39

I think the twilight team has basically ended...she seems a bit stuck in the past...

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mooseantlers 1

if shes the first to talk to you in that long can you really be picky? maybe youll get approached more if you dont judge everyone you meet.

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ZackL624 5

Beggars can't be choosers cry baby #TeamEdward

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tranced_ 45

could've been worse! like Justin Bieber or Zayn Malik!!!! you're doing just fine bro..

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