Work: Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store....

By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

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Sunday 16 September 2012 11:10

Tell them to tell other people about your awesome restroom.

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Should've locked him in and make him pay up to be let out. Extra profit!

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HeyArnold91 8

Tuesday 18 September 2012 9:41

Hopefully it was clean :) it may attract more customers...I mean bathroom users.

galt 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:48

Sounds like spongebob.

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